How does Santa recreate the games and systems he brings to you without infringing on numerous copyright laws?
|Santa doesn't bring me video games because he hates me. At least that's what dad said.||
|Santa has never let me down! He doesn't even care about game ratings!||
|Santa stops at one house where the kids are bad, takes their Xbox 360 and delivers it next door to the good kid!||
|Santa does what everybody else does. He shops at Wal-Mart!||
|Santa is magic! He can get whatever you want.||
|Those elves do some pretty darn good hacking and emulating jobs.||
|Santa's video game workshop is located in Hong Kong where the word copyright doesn't exist.||